Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the garage
Not a [vehicle] was stirring,
Not even a Dodge.
The tires were hung
By the [workbench] with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas
Would fill them with air.
...
--Author: Unknown
--Source: Memory of hearing this said by Leroy Behling
The words in [square brackets] are words that I'm not 100% sure are the words he used to tell the story. Unfortnately, I don't recall the story beyond these two verses. I believe there was more, but there may not have been.